Farts

All About Farts.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless, Or silent but deadly.

A fart might not smell, While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......

A fart can occur In a number of places,

And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, To small elevators,

A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-

We must not forget...... Old farts like me and you!